Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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