question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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