what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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