I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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