Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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