Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
