perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it was like his penis was on wheels.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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