i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
