we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Did I show you my penis last night?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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