I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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