I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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