is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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