Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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