This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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