I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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