Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's blow job season.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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