Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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