Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
