Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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