is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Blood and glitter go together right?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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