Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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