god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Did I show you my penis last night?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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