I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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