11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
