if you like me you must not know who I am
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I party with great urgency now.
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