If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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