My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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