You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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