Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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