Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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