I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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