Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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