I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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