i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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