i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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