just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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