Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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