if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
When are your genitals available?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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