Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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