ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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