i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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