I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Shame is for Republicans.
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