therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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