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(313): View more from Michigan

I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament

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(419): View more from Ohio

we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.

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(714): View more from California

I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?

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Maybe for her....

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Her problem, not mine

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(410): View more from Maryland

so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers

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