We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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