Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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