You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
