Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Life is so much better after having sex.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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