do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
organizing the empties. That sober.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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