It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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