Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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