Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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