What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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