I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Randomize
