He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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