they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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